Saturday 20 November 2010

I got this from liljennie's website :) See how cute she is :D

LilJennie's Baby Pictures

Sorry, no nudity or anything that could even remotely be considered pornographic! I did warn you.
These pictures are a few years old now, having been taken in our New York apartment (we moved out of New York City in 1997). I haven't had any new ones taken yet, but until recently I didn't have any new baby clothes to model so it didn't matter much.
Please do not download, redistribute, or repost these pictures. I don't want my picture circulated in baby clothes (would you?), and I think it would ruin them to be distributed without my captions anyway.
Here I am in my favorite pink baby dress. Mommy had to give me my paci to keep me quiet.
I love my teddy bear Eugene! My dress is so short that my diapers peek out, but babies don't notice that kind of thing.
Oopsie! You caught me in just my lacy T-shirt and frilly rhumba panties!
I thought you might want to see my sunsuit. It has more ruffles than my rhumba panties! You can barely see the pink barettes holding my hair in pigtails.
Here I am in my pink overalls. My best friend Dot likes to hide in my pocket, but she always comes out for pictures.
I'm done with my bottle, Mommy! The legs on my overalls are so long that Mommy had to pin them up with some extra diaper pins. She says I'll grow into them. I hope not!
I thought you might want to see those mittens of mine a bit better. I knitted them myself. They have no thumbs and have pads for my palms, to keep my baby hands out of trouble. I can barely hold on to my bottle with them on!
Well, that's it. I hope you like them, and please remember that I don't want these pictures copied around the world. Also, my wife doesn't actually baby me; I made up the stuff about Mommy in the picture captions.

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